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Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·28 Oct, 03:10 am
Syria-Jordan border reopens amid probe into deadly air strikes — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Jordan opens the Syria border after investigating its own deadly strikes.

The UNHINGED Take

Jordan playin’ hide‑and‑seek with its own bombs while the Syrian line waits in the dark. Domestico junta scream,‘We’re innocent,’ but the air mail just dropped a death‑dose. Talk about spinach‑squash diplomacy.

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BOMB‑JACKED JORDAN / 10

Jordan playin’ hide‑and‑seek with its own bombs while the Syrian line waits in the dark.

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