The Straight Version
Al Jazeera reports Talarico defeats long-reigning Republicans in Texas Senate, flipping 20-year borderland trend.
The UNHINGED Take
Talarico just flipped the Texas Senate, clawing past the Republican’s rotten handshake; looks like those red‑eyed conquistadores finally got schooled by a local democracy trickster.
The Bottom Line
RUSTED COUP / 10
Talarico just flipped the Texas Senate, clawing past the Republican’s rotten handshake; looks like those red‑eyed conquistadores finally got schooled by a local democracy trickster.
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Talarico just flipped the Texas Senate, clawing past the Republican’s rotten handshake; looks like those red‑eyed conquistadores finally got schooled by a local democracy trickster. RUSTED COUP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/talarico-wins-texas-senate-race-ending-dec
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