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Texas elege primeira governadora democrata em 36 anos

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Folha de S.Paulo·4 Nov, 04:18 am
Texas elege primeira governadora democrata em 36 anos — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Gina Hinojosa won Texas governorship, snapping 36-year GOP dynasty.

The UNHINGED Take

Hinojosa hijacked Texas, proving the GOP's bluff was a cheap pira scam. Abbott tried to hold onto power like a burnt‑out payday loan—still failing.

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POLÍTICO FREAK / 10

Hinojosa hijacked Texas, proving the GOP's bluff was a cheap pira scam.

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