The Straight Version
US voters head to the polls Tuesday to decide control of all 435 House seats and 35 Senate seats.
The UNHINGED Take
Four hundred million dollars wasted on career politicians desperate to keep their snouts in the trough. Another round of geriatric musical chairs while the whole circus burns to the ground.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL WASTE OF SPACE / 10
Four hundred million dollars wasted on career politicians desperate to keep their snouts in the trough.
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