The Straight Version
Redistricting reshapes Texas elections, forces Democrats to rethink Houston strategies amid GOP gerrymandering.
The UNHINGED Take
Gerrymandering turned Houston into a chessboard—blue pieces shuffled like drunken beer bottles. Democrats are playing 20‑year Monopoly until Texas turns Roach Motel.
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The Bottom Line
GOP Grrrowl / 10
Gerrymandering turned Houston into a chessboard—blue pieces shuffled like drunken beer bottles.
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