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Vance culpa guerra no Irã por derrotas nas eleições de meio de mandato

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Estadão·4 Nov, 05:52 pm
Vance culpa guerra no Irã por derrotas nas eleições de meio de mandato — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Vance blamed Iran for midterm election losses.

The UNHINGED Take

Vance, you prego de vendedores ambulantes, jargão cor de guerra, blaming Iran while his agenda fumbles like a samba dance on a broken floor. He’s just another político da cova.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED DUMBBELL / 10

Vance, you prego de vendedores ambulantes, jargão cor de guerra, blaming Iran while his agenda fumbles like a samba dance on a broken floor.

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Vance, you prego de vendedores ambulantes, jargão cor de guerra, blaming Iran while his agenda fumbles like a samba dance on a broken floor. CERTIFIED DUMBBELL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/vance-culpa-guerra-no-ir-por-derrotas-nas #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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