The Straight Version
Vance blamed Iran for midterm election losses.
The UNHINGED Take
Vance, you prego de vendedores ambulantes, jargão cor de guerra, blaming Iran while his agenda fumbles like a samba dance on a broken floor. He’s just another político da cova.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED DUMBBELL / 10
Vance, you prego de vendedores ambulantes, jargão cor de guerra, blaming Iran while his agenda fumbles like a samba dance on a broken floor.
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