The Straight Version
Vermont opens its polls at 5 a.m. EST; all other states will follow later that day.
The UNHINGED Take
Vermont opens at 5 a.m.—a glorified sunrise cram session. Al Jazeera's footage is the circus clown of democratic dawns.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // SUNRISE VOTING CIRCUSGIF
The Bottom Line
Irony on the Clock / 10
Vermont opens at 5 a.m.—a glorified sunrise cram session.
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Vermont opens at 5 a.m.—a glorified sunrise cram session. Irony on the Clock / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/what-time-do-polls-open-and-close-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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