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Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon?

🇧🇷 Brazil·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:37 am
Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon? — Brazil
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The Straight Version

Reactors could revolutionise moon exploration, providing energy for bases and mining, but risks of contamination remain.

The UNHINGED Take

"Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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"Why are US, Russia and China racing to put nuclear reactors on the moon?" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/br/why-are-us-russia-and-china-racing-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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