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18-year-old cyclist killed in midday hit-and-run in Montreal

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·31 Oct, 03:08 pm
18-year-old cyclist killed in midday hit-and-run in Montreal — Canada
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The Straight Version

Quebec's police watchdog says the vehicle was reportedly being pursued by an unmarked provincial police patrol car just before the deadly hit-and-run.

The UNHINGED Take

"18-year-old cyclist killed in midday hit-and-run in Montreal" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"18-year-old cyclist killed in midday hit-and-run in Montreal" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"18-year-old cyclist killed in midday hit-and-run in Montreal" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/18-year-old-cyclist-killed-in-midday-hit #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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