The Straight Version
Two skydivers died following a mid-air collision in Riverside County, California.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine paying thousands just to turn yourself into human confetti before hitting the dirt. Absolute genius move for anyone looking to skip the retirement home entirely.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // SKYDIVING FAILGIF
The Bottom Line
PHYSICS IS UNDEFEATED / 10
Imagine paying thousands just to turn yourself into human confetti before hitting the dirt.
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Imagine paying thousands just to turn yourself into human confetti before hitting the dirt. PHYSICS IS UNDEFEATED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/2-skydivers-dead-after-mid-air-collision-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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