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AI stocks climb after trillions wiped from market values

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·6 Nov, 09:06 pm
AI stocks climb after trillions wiped from market values — Canada
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The Straight Version

AI shares surge as market caps fall by trillions amid fears of slowed AI post-Democratic win.

The UNHINGED Take

The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table. Caution: Democracy’s Slack feeling is a recipe for sorry bottion.

🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // TRILLION WIPEOUTGIF
Reaction GIF for AI stocks climb after trillions wiped from market values

The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE AI / 10

The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table.

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The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table. NEGATIVE AI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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