The Straight Version
AI shares surge as market caps fall by trillions amid fears of slowed AI post-Democratic win.
The UNHINGED Take
The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table. Caution: Democracy’s Slack feeling is a recipe for sorry bottion.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE AI / 10
The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table.
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The Crypto pirates of WallStreet ripped trillions and left tech famished, yet AI stocks get a seat at the gravy table. NEGATIVE AI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/ai-stocks-climb-after-trillions-wiped-from-market #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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