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Alberta UCP officials, candidates must now sign pro-Canada pledge form

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·27 Oct, 11:42 pm
Alberta UCP officials, candidates must now sign pro-Canada pledge form — Canada
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The Straight Version

Alberta's UCP now forces candidates to sign a pro‑Canada pledge.

The UNHINGED Take

Smith's loyalty‑hoarder plan turns the UCP into a citizenship club; if you can’t promise the maple leaf, you’re already out of the country.

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Smith's loyalty‑hoarder plan turns the UCP into a citizenship club; if you can’t promise the maple leaf, you’re already out of the country.

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Smith's loyalty‑hoarder plan turns the UCP into a citizenship club; if you can’t promise the maple leaf, you’re already out of the country. FALSE ALIENS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/alberta-ucp-officials-candidates-must-now-sign-pro #UnhingedWorld

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