The Straight Version
Alberta rolls out physician triage program after Prashant Sreekumar's death.
The UNHINGED Take
Danielle Smith's triage gag kills more patients than her promises, while Sreekumar's blood remains the only real medicine her hollow cabinet can offer.

The Bottom Line
GLUTTONOUS PUPPED / 10
Danielle Smith's triage gag kills more patients than her promises, while Sreekumar's blood remains the only real medicine her hollow cabinet can offer.
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