The Straight Version
Davis Alexander and Beverette lead Montreal Alouettes over Winnipeg Bombers, setting course to the Grey Cup.
The UNHINGED Take
Alouettes sail past Bombers like a rogue canis, while the Bombers dissolve into a puddle of disappointed T‑shirts. Grey Cup? More like Gniss the Champs.
The Bottom Line
ALOUETTE BRAINFIRE / 10
Alouettes sail past Bombers like a rogue canis, while the Bombers dissolve into a puddle of disappointed T‑shirts.
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Alouettes sail past Bombers like a rogue canis, while the Bombers dissolve into a puddle of disappointed T‑shirts. ALOUETTE BRAINFIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/alexander-beverette-lead-alouettes-past-bombers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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