The Straight Version
The board said it has confidence in Jensen Huage and his leadership team, and would provide further updates as appropriate. He will remain as CEO.
The UNHINGED Take
"‘I love our country Nvidia CEO regrets affair with alleged China spy" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"‘I love our country Nvidia CEO regrets affair with alleged China spy" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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