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‘Mormon Wives' star Jen Affleck files for divorce after 7 years of marriage

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·5 Nov, 06:54 pm
‘Mormon Wives' star Jen Affleck files for divorce after 7 years of marriage — Canada
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The Straight Version

Jen Affleck, 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' star, filed for divorce from husband Zac after announcing 4th child.

The UNHINGED Take

Mormon gilded circus folds up, letting founder's pancake wedding crumble while she truffles 4th—real-life drama, no, spoiler: it's a glitch in the faith patch.

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The Bottom Line

DIAGRAM OF DISILLUSION / 10

Mormon gilded circus folds up, letting founder's pancake wedding crumble while she truffles 4th—real-life drama, no, spoiler: it's a glitch in the faith patch.

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Mormon gilded circus folds up, letting founder's pancake wedding crumble while she truffles 4th—real-life drama, no, spoiler: it's a glitch in the faith patch. DIAGRAM OF DISILLUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/and-8216-mormon-wives-star-jen-affleck-files #NZElect

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