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Arsenal go top after narrow win at Liverpool

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 07:09 pm
Arsenal go top after narrow win at Liverpool — Canada
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The Straight Version

Arsenal beat Liverpool 1-0 at Anfield, ending 2012 defeat streak.

The UNHINGED Take

Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play. City’s fans now clutch their empty coffers, hoping for a bargain.

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Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play.

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Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play. SHIT CITY COPS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/arsenal-go-top-after-narrow-win-at-liverpool #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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