The Straight Version
Arsenal beat Liverpool 1-0 at Anfield, ending 2012 defeat streak.
The UNHINGED Take
Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play. City’s fans now clutch their empty coffers, hoping for a bargain.

The Bottom Line
SHIT CITY COPS / 10
Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play.
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Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Liverpool is a cruel joke; the Reds still miss their own goal in open play. SHIT CITY COPS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/arsenal-go-top-after-narrow-win-at-liverpool #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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