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Call of the Wilde: Cole Caufield scored in overtime yet again as the Montreal Canadiens beat the Utah Mammoth

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·6 Nov, 01:04 pm
Call of the Wilde: Cole Caufield scored in overtime yet again as the Montreal Canadiens beat the Utah Mammoth — Canada
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The Straight Version

Nick Suzuki drops a three‑point avalanche, flinging the Utah Mammoths into a soggy heap, while Caufield cap‑fires the Canadiens into a 5-4 victory

The UNHINGED Take

Nick Suzuki slides three points like a bulldozer across a soggy field, dumping the Utah Mammoths straight into ridicule as the Canadiens win 5-4 in brutal overtime glory

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The Bottom Line

FROSTED COAL / 10

Nick Suzuki slides three points like a bulldozer across a soggy field, dumping the Utah Mammoths straight into ridicule as the Canadiens win 5-4 in brutal overtime glory

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Nick Suzuki slides three points like a bulldozer across a soggy field, dumping the Utah Mammoths straight into ridicule as the Canadiens win 5-4 in brutal overtime glory FROSTED COAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/call-of-the-wilde-cole-caufield-scored-in #NZElection

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