The Straight Version
The Montreal Canadiens defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins 5-1 to secure their fifth consecutive victory.
The UNHINGED Take
The Pens looked like a bunch of beer leaguers allergic to physical contact while Montreal skated circles around their ancient, rotting carcass. Watching Pittsburgh try to defend is like watching a retirement home try to run a marathon.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE EMBARRASSMENT / 10
The Pens looked like a bunch of beer leaguers allergic to physical contact while Montreal skated circles around their ancient, rotting carcass.
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