The Straight Version
Revenue for the quarter totalled $440.2 million, up from $348.9 million in the same quarter last year, as theatre attendance rose to 14.8 million people, up from 12.1 million.
The UNHINGED Take
"Cineplex posts record revenue as Spider-Man, Odyssey drove moviegoers" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Cineplex posts record revenue as Spider-Man, Odyssey drove moviegoers" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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