The Straight Version
Donald Trump is reportedly considering UFC CEO Dana White for the role of White House press secretary.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says fiscal responsibility like replacing briefings with cage fights and post-fight bonuses. Watching this absolute muppet try to explain geopolitical policy with a blood-soaked towel would be the final nail in reality.
The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Nothing says fiscal responsibility like replacing briefings with cage fights and post-fight bonuses.
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Nothing says fiscal responsibility like replacing briefings with cage fights and post-fight bonuses. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/could-ufc-boss-dana-white-be-next-white #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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