The Straight Version
Nick Cousins scored late in the third to give the Ottawa Senators a 4-2 victory over the Utah Mammoth.
The UNHINGED Take
Ottawa winning on a Nick Cousins deflection is dark magic—the Mammoth literally chose extinction thousands of years ago just to avoid watching this dumpster fire of a game.
The Bottom Line
EXTINCT ON ARRIVAL / 10
Ottawa winning on a Nick Cousins deflection is dark magic—the Mammoth literally chose extinction thousands of years ago just to avoid watching this dumpster fire of a game.
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Ottawa winning on a Nick Cousins deflection is dark magic—the Mammoth literally chose extinction thousands of years ago just to avoid watching this dumpster fire of a game. EXTINCT ON ARRIVAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/cousins-scores-late-to-lift-senators-past-ma
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