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Czech arms makers set sights on space defense in bid to sustain Ukraine-driven arms boom

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·6 Nov, 02:00 pm
Czech arms makers set sights on space defense in bid to sustain Ukraine-driven arms boom — Canada
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The Straight Version

Czech munitions firms eye space rockets to keep selling rifles fueled by Ukraine war.

The UNHINGED Take

From choking slugs on the battlefield to chasing moon rockets, they think space defense is the next ammo fix. Reality knows, out here the only thing launching is their broken promises.

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MAKING LAUNCHPAD LIES / 10

From choking slugs on the battlefield to chasing moon rockets, they think space defense is the next ammo fix.

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From choking slugs on the battlefield to chasing moon rockets, they think space defense is the next ammo fix. MAKING LAUNCHPAD LIES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/czech-arms-makers-set-sights-on-space-defense #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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