The Straight Version
Dave Dickenson will return as coach and general manager of the Calgary Stampeders next season, getting another chance to turn the team's fortunes around after it missed the playoffs for the second time in three years.
The UNHINGED Take
"Dickenson to return as Stampeders head coach/GM" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Dickenson to return as Stampeders head coach/GM" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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