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Election workers prepare for contested results ahead of U.S. midterms

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·1 Nov, 04:18 pm
Election workers prepare for contested results ahead of U.S. midterms — Canada
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The Straight Version

Trump promised to back midterm results if they’re honest, forcing election staff to brace for chaos.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump’s “honest election” hoax leaves workers sweating like V8s in a freeze-melt, ready to wrestle with ballot dragons while the Atlantic laughs at his wheat-breaded delusions.

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The Bottom Line

HONEST DECEIT / 10

Trump’s “honest election” hoax leaves workers sweating like V8s in a freeze-melt, ready to wrestle with ballot dragons while the Atlantic laughs at his wheat-breaded delusions.

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Trump’s “honest election” hoax leaves workers sweating like V8s in a freeze-melt, ready to wrestle with ballot dragons while the Atlantic laughs at his wheat-breaded delusions. HONEST DECEIT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/election-workers-prepare-for-contested-result

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