The Straight Version
Alberta’s chief electoral officer suggests 2027 election be delayed or keep current boundaries.
The UNHINGED Take
Alberta’s chief electoral officer, bless his sticky-pork heart, wants a 2027 stay‑in‑place for gerrymandering blimps, so ballots…—freeze like the Moose Jaw moo. Democracy? Chill by the poutine.
The Bottom Line
DUMB AS DUST / 10
Alberta’s chief electoral officer, bless his sticky-pork heart, wants a 2027 stay‑in‑place for gerrymandering blimps, so ballots…—freeze like the Moose Jaw moo.
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Alberta’s chief electoral officer, bless his sticky-pork heart, wants a 2027 stay‑in‑place for gerrymandering blimps, so ballots…—freeze like the Moose Jaw moo. DUMB AS DUST / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/elections-alberta-recommends-2027-vote-be-delayed-as #NZElecti
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