The Straight Version
Federal government spent $83.2B on First Nations lawsuits since 2007.
The UNHINGED Take
Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding. Big‑sized maple syrup high‑roller sloshing offshore while indigenous dough still coughs out every cheque like bad maple ice.

The Bottom Line
SHADOWED RISE / 10
Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding.
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Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding. SHADOWED RISE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/federal-government-has-paid-out-83-2-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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