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Federal government has paid out $83.2 billion to First Nations over lawsuits since 2007: report

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 04:44 pm
Federal government has paid out $83.2 billion to First Nations over lawsuits since 2007: report — Canada
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The Straight Version

Federal government spent $83.2B on First Nations lawsuits since 2007.

The UNHINGED Take

Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding. Big‑sized maple syrup high‑roller sloshing offshore while indigenous dough still coughs out every cheque like bad maple ice.

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Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding.

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Mighty Tories rent a $83.2B gravy truck for First Nations and then skedaddle to the next riding. SHADOWED RISE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/federal-government-has-paid-out-83-2-billion #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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