The Straight Version
The Calgary Flames say defenceman Kevin Bahl will have season-ending surgery for a ruptured Achilles tendon.
The UNHINGED Take
"Flames d-man Bahl suffers season-ending injury" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Flames d-man Bahl suffers season-ending injury" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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