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France: Route du Rhum fleet ready to depart

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·1 Nov, 01:12 pm
France: Route du Rhum fleet ready to depart — Canada
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The Straight Version

The Route du Rhum transatlantic solo race is departing from Saint-Malo toward Guadeloupe with professional and amateur sailors.

The UNHINGED Take

Nothing screams peak privilege like paying a fortune to sail solo across an ocean just to prove you are a giant, pretentious windbag with zero social skills.

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MIDLIFE CRISIS CENTRAL / 10

Nothing screams peak privilege like paying a fortune to sail solo across an ocean just to prove you are a giant, pretentious windbag with zero social skills.

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