The Straight Version
200k skin cancers yearly, France's dermatologists are retiring faster than new ones are trained.
The UNHINGED Take
France's salons queue like drunk booze at Oct. 17, and dermatologists are retiring faster than you can say 'skint'—the only cure is cutting the wait, not the skin.
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The Bottom Line
SYSTEMIC SLASH / 10
France's salons queue like drunk booze at Oct.
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