The Straight Version
French PM Sébastien Lecornu is holding a PR meeting with unions to discuss wages amidst budget constraints.
The UNHINGED Take
Lecornu is rearranging deck chairs on a burning Titanic while holding a blank cheque he cannot cash. It is a pathetic pantomime performance for a country currently busy setting itself on fire.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL THEATRICAL FRAUD / 10
Lecornu is rearranging deck chairs on a burning Titanic while holding a blank cheque he cannot cash.
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Lecornu is rearranging deck chairs on a burning Titanic while holding a blank cheque he cannot cash. TOTAL THEATRICAL FRAUD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/french-pm-holds-social-conference-just-an-exercise #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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