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French school protests resume on smaller scale after autumn break

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·2 Nov, 02:15 pm
French school protests resume on smaller scale after autumn break — Canada
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French high school student protests resumed on Monday on a ​much smaller scale than in past weeks as pupils returned from a two-week break, with youngsters trying to blockade a few high schools in Paris, Marseille and Rennes.

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