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Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 12:27 am
Gen Z-led protests in Germany turn violent — Canada
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The Straight Version

Thousands of Gen Z protestors in 34 German cities tore up streets, smashing police and sparking riots.

The UNHINGED Take

Gen Z livestreaming, armed with paint‑buckets, launched a petrol‑splattering offensive, smashing cuffs and marching to the afterparty. Police swallowed the heat, delivering a hot lesson in backward suppression.

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The Bottom Line

CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10

Gen Z livestreaming, armed with paint‑buckets, launched a petrol‑splattering offensive, smashing cuffs and marching to the afterparty.

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Gen Z livestreaming, armed with paint‑buckets, launched a petrol‑splattering offensive, smashing cuffs and marching to the afterparty. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/gen-z-led-protests-in-germany-turn-violent #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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