The Straight Version
Lawmakers vote 16-0 for trilateral agreement signed in September, while seven abstained.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark speedrunning total brain death: "Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark speedrunning total brain death: "Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark".
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Look at Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark speedrunning total brain death: "Greenland parliament approves security deal with US, Denmark". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/greenland-parliament-approves-security-deal-with-us-denmark #NZE
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