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Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 07:20 am
Guinness World Record broken as 53 red cards shown in Brazil under-20 match — Canada
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The Straight Version

Brazil under‑20 clash turns into world record 53-card melee.

The UNHINGED Take

Uberlandia v Mamore became a stadium‑wide dumpster fire, with board chairs collecting cards like grubby loyalty points.

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DISASTER‑GRADE CARD‑CHEAT / 10

Uberlandia v Mamore became a stadium‑wide dumpster fire, with board chairs collecting cards like grubby loyalty points.

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Uberlandia v Mamore became a stadium‑wide dumpster fire, with board chairs collecting cards like grubby loyalty points. DISASTER‑GRADE CARD‑CHEAT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/guinness-world-record-broken-as-53-red-cards #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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