The Straight Version
A helicopter carrying six people crashed after departing from the Badrinath pilgrimage site in northern India.
The UNHINGED Take
Nothing says divine intervention like plummeting from the heavens mid-pilgrimage. Badrinath clearly didn't want the company, and gravity remains the world's most undefeated pilot.
The Bottom Line
AERODYNAMIC DISASTER / 10
Nothing says divine intervention like plummeting from the heavens mid-pilgrimage.
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