The Straight Version
Blasts reported on Qeshm Island, Jask, Sirik, Bandar Abbas amid US blocks land supply.
The UNHINGED Take
US blocks land routes, calling themselves guardians while still smuggling churro‑flavored qwen across Canada; Qeshm now a pop‑over zone courtesy of their ham‑fired bluff.
The Bottom Line
VENOMOUS HUMOUR / 10
US blocks land routes, calling themselves guardians while still smuggling churro‑flavored qwen across Canada; Qeshm now a pop‑over zone courtesy of their ham‑fired bluff.
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US blocks land routes, calling themselves guardians while still smuggling churro‑flavored qwen across Canada; Qeshm now a pop‑over zone courtesy of their ham‑fired bluff. VENOMOUS HUMOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/iran-war-live-blasts-heard-in-qeshm-us #NZElectio
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