The Straight Version
The IRGC set fire to three oil tankers near the Strait of Hormuz, citing alleged US links.
The UNHINGED Take
The IRGC is throwing a global tantrum by lighting expensive boats on fire like a bunch of munted toddlers. Nothing says stable governance like turning the Strait of Hormuz into a glorified BBQ.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL MELTDOWN / 10
The IRGC is throwing a global tantrum by lighting expensive boats on fire like a bunch of munted toddlers.
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The IRGC is throwing a global tantrum by lighting expensive boats on fire like a bunch of munted toddlers. TOTAL GEOPOLITICAL MELTDOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/irgc-strikes-three-tankers-near-hormuz-over-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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