The Straight Version
Netanyahu and Eisenkot each align for 51 seats, leaving Israel's coalition a dead‑locked mess.
The UNHINGED Take
If policy were a BBQ, they'd both be hanging on a char‑drawing thread. Israel's parliament got a free‑rifle ‘no‑deal’ tee‑shirt.

The Bottom Line
CRAZY POLITICAL STUB / 10
If policy were a BBQ, they'd both be hanging on a char‑drawing thread.
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