The Straight Version
Likud claims 24-25 seats, outpolling Yashar's 21-23, but Yashar could still haul coalition.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's Likud bagged enough seats like a forgetful O Canada sports fan; Yashar's coalition dream still so dreamy it makes icebergs blush.

The Bottom Line
NO POLITICAL SMASH / 10
Netanyahu's Likud bagged enough seats like a forgetful O Canada sports fan; Yashar's coalition dream still so dreamy it makes icebergs blush.
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Netanyahu's Likud bagged enough seats like a forgetful O Canada sports fan; Yashar's coalition dream still so dreamy it makes icebergs blush. NO POLITICAL SMASH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/israel-election-opposition-appears-to-have-slight-advantage #UnhingedWorld
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