The Straight Version
The Bahamas-bound jet departed from Austin-Bergstrom International Airport in Texas, the Federal Aviation Administration said in a statement.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Jet carrying 9 crashes in Florida neighbourhood, U.S. officials confirm: "Jet carrying 9 crashes in Florida neighbourhood, U.S. officials confirm". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Jet carrying 9 crashes in Florida neighbourhood, U.S.
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