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Langley man charged in alleged hate-motivated attack against woman, children

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·27 Oct, 11:31 pm
Langley man charged in alleged hate-motivated attack against woman, children — Canada
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The Straight Version

Langley man charged with hate‑motivated assault on a woman and her two children near Douglas Park.

The UNHINGED Take

Langley clown got jacked for whoring a mom and her kids. RCMP claims hate‑motive at Douglas Park—he probably just wanted her sweet ’cause he’s a lone‑lunch magnet.

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The Bottom Line

HATE NOOB LUNCH / 10

Langley clown got jacked for whoring a mom and her kids.

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