The Straight Version
The U.S. Space Force predicts the Swift Observatory will come crashing down on or around Friday.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from NASA telescope on the verge of plunging back to Earth after failed rescue mission: "NASA telescope on the verge of plunging back to Earth after failed rescue mission". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from NASA telescope on the verge of plunging back to Earth after failed rescue mission: "NASA telescope on the verge of plunging back to Earth after failed rescue mission".
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