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Noah Shack: Israeli election is Canada’s opportunity for a reset

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·28 Oct, 04:54 pm
Noah Shack: Israeli election is Canada’s opportunity for a reset — Canada
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The Straight Version

The engagement standard that guides Canada’s relations with countries like Turkey, Qatar and India should apply to Israel as well.

The UNHINGED Take

"Noah Shack: Israeli election is Canada’s opportunity for a reset" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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The Bottom Line

FAILED / 10

"Noah Shack: Israeli election is Canada’s opportunity for a reset" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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"Noah Shack: Israeli election is Canada’s opportunity for a reset" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/noah-shack-israeli-election-is-canadas-opportunity-for #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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