The Straight Version
The Edmonton Oilers defeated the Calgary Flames on Wednesday to conclude their road trip.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine thinking a provincial rivalry matters when both these trash heaps are just fighting over who gets to choke in the first round of the playoffs again. Absolute beauty.
The Bottom Line
TOTAL HOCKEY MASOCHISM / 10
Imagine thinking a provincial rivalry matters when both these trash heaps are just fighting over who gets to choke in the first round of the playoffs again.
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Imagine thinking a provincial rivalry matters when both these trash heaps are just fighting over who gets to choke in the first round of the playoffs again. TOTAL HOCKEY MASOCHISM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/oilers-close-out-road-trip-with-strong-win #NZElection20
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