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Randall Denley: Ontario can't afford to keep helping pay for everyone's hydro bill

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CTV News·30 Oct, 10:00 am
Randall Denley: Ontario can't afford to keep helping pay for everyone's hydro bill — Canada
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The Straight Version

Randall Denley argues Ontario must stop subsidizing hydro bills to avoid masking the true cost of electricity.

The UNHINGED Take

Ontario's government is basically a crackhead lighting piles of taxpayer cash on fire to hide the fact the grid is completely cooked. Stop bleeding us dry to subsidize your own incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

FISCAL HARA-KIRI / 10

Ontario's government is basically a crackhead lighting piles of taxpayer cash on fire to hide the fact the grid is completely cooked.

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Ontario's government is basically a crackhead lighting piles of taxpayer cash on fire to hide the fact the grid is completely cooked. FISCAL HARA-KIRI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/randall-denley-ontario-cant-afford-to-keep-helping #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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