The Straight Version
A high-speed train crash in Spain kills 69 people.
The UNHINGED Take
Shooting through Spain's coast, that 25,000 rpm train turned 69 bodies into ash while families thumbed their phones, hoping the hashtag #Missing continues its sad slideshow. If you think that's your life, grab life insurance.
The Bottom Line
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Shooting through Spain's coast, that 25,000 rpm train turned 69 bodies into ash while families thumbed their phones, hoping the hashtag #Missing continues its sad slideshow.
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Shooting through Spain's coast, that 25,000 rpm train turned 69 bodies into ash while families thumbed their phones, hoping the hashtag #Missing continues its sad slideshow. SHARP AS GILLS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/spain-working-to-identify-train-crash-dead-as #
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