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Strikes on Darfur market in Sudan killed more than 100, rights group says

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·29 Oct, 02:48 am
Strikes on Darfur market in Sudan killed more than 100, rights group says — Canada
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The Straight Version

More than 100 civilians died when RSF fighters attacked a Darfur market.

The UNHINGED Take

RSF turned a market into a blood bath, proving their love for exploitation is deeper than Canada’s coffee addiction.

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SCORCHED HUMANITY / 10

RSF turned a market into a blood bath, proving their love for exploitation is deeper than Canada’s coffee addiction.

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