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Sudan, Ethiopia order tit-for-tat diplomatic expulsions

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 11:43 pm
Sudan, Ethiopia order tit-for-tat diplomatic expulsions — Canada
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The Straight Version

Sudan and Ethiopia mutually expel each other's diplomats over accusations of support.

The UNHINGED Take

Sudan and Ethiopia’re trading diplomats faster than a hockey fan losing his puck—both pawned their dignity for a steaming pot of diplomatic soup. Nice move, you two stuck‑in‑your‑sheds.

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Sudan and Ethiopia’re trading diplomats faster than a hockey fan losing his puck—both pawned their dignity for a steaming pot of diplomatic soup.

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Sudan and Ethiopia’re trading diplomats faster than a hockey fan losing his puck—both pawned their dignity for a steaming pot of diplomatic soup. DELUSION DELIVERY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ca/sudan-ethiopia-order-tit-for-tat-diplomatic-expulsions #NZElection2026 #

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