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The ultimate beauty lovers’ gift guide: From cult favourites to holiday exclusives

🇨🇦 Canada·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: CBC Top Stories·4 Nov, 03:00 am
The ultimate beauty lovers’ gift guide: From cult favourites to holiday exclusives — Canada
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The ultimate beauty lovers’ gift guide: From cult favourites to holiday exclusives

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"The ultimate beauty lovers’ gift guide: From cult favourites to holiday exclusives" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

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"The ultimate beauty lovers’ gift guide: From cult favourites to holiday exclusives" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.

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